Oh, how wonderful life is, isn't it? HA-HA! atleast, for now. oh no, maybe yesterday and today.
So lazy me let 2 days in the weekend to waste, nothing new, and wasted away even the good friday holiday which is, pretty sad. I had the best excuse to defend my lazy ass, "oh I'll start doing my work after smackdown sunday!" No, not wrestling but football. That excuse was really pathetic since, the fixture was on Sunday(duh!) at 9.30pm! An addition of approximately 2 hrs for the game and, there you go! Sleeping Time!
Pre-match emotions were pretty much mixed and confused. Press coverage had it like Liverpool are champions of the world for, god knows the little number of games(below ten!) that they have won in a row. Question here! Being one of the supposed big 4 teams, isn't that suppose to be your job? Why so surprised? Well, I know the reason of course, but I shan't say because then, my entry would turn from not for the faint-hearted to horror! But then, again we got them 1 nil in a previous fixture AWAY!
So, my siblings and I started with our mind games half an hour before kick-off. The sight of Big Sam, obviously in Singapore, is too much to handle. Took our minds off the game, for a while! So, rules to ensure that Utd would win(big!) are as follows:
humility! God loves humble peoplefans
think that opposing(normally from big4 category) would surely and definitely rape us(UNITED!)
do NOT cheer and make unlawful(wth?!) noises even if Rooney(or whoever) is going one-on-one with the ball, having a gazillion% chance to net it!PLUMJUICE boohoo, sadly my plumjuice from previous fixtures didn't really matter!
distract opposing strikers nearing the post with unlawful(lol!) noises such as:
So, with all those laws being implemented, you could say it was one hell of a time in the 10by10m room, with 3 girls and a guy. So apparently, before the game started, Hafizah discovered a cockroach in the toilet, not very far away. We shut the door and stuffed cardboards under the door. HA-HA! we were screaming even before the game started.
In the course of it, my father became an irritant (nothing new!) and gave us a shock of our lives when he moved the cardboards. WOAH!! since when did cockroaches become that strong! HAH! He did it a few times and finally gave in and went back to his hugehuge telly outside.
So, the game took some surprising turns. Well, who else would I talk about other than, RONALDO! Okay, I'm kidding!
Right now, I shall talk about Mascherano, whose set of teeth, to me undoubtedly resembles that of a horse chewing on hay/grass!
Back to the point. People are arguing, the referee is unreasonable having given Mascherano a red card. Just let me correct you here before we go further to understand the situation. He received 2 yellows, not a straight red. 2 yellows from 2 different occasions where the second would usually happen after several warnings from the ref.
Things didn't start off very well for this guy. Well, he chose not to start it well. The first was a challenge on Scholes (mySHORTY!).
yupp, he's shorter than my MUM, along with rooney and tevez! well doesn't help since my Mum's tall!
That is debatable, but as proved from millions of other fixtures, the referee has to make a decision there and then. Even before the reports from the press, that he pulled his studs away, everyone agreed that it was a foul.
So what he pulled his studs away.
So next time, Scholes can just take off his boots for a moment, kick an opponent and put it back on? He didn't use his studs, WHAT! That's a downright yellow. & it didn't help that his horse-mouth seem to form these words:
"fuckoff.fuckoff.fuckoff.fuckoff.fuckoff." as he turned his back away from the ref, and still "fuck(ing)off". Isn't there like a confirmation on how "blacklisted" he is already!
& the fact that, Benitez later mentioned he had to speak to him in Spanish to get him to calm down and understand him. What is his intention then, saying such vulgarities when he clearly knows little to no english?
Okay so, as demonstrated by Evra&Vidic, when reprimanded by referees, they adorably smile and act like a bunch of uneducated and innocent children! That should have been his reacton against the ref(who gave Ronaldo the only 2 red cards in his career!) But no, someone wanted to prove he had new words in his currently blank, English Vocabulary Book!
It's not like the second card came as a surprise. Even before any incident near that time, he kept on getting unsatisfied, violent and vulgar, for GODknowswhat! I just knew he was askng for IT!
Then came that time. Rio(ithink!) did an almost clean tackle on Torres but being and having proved what a bundle of dives he is, he dropped onto the ground, getting a freekick. 
Never in my short but worthy years of watching football had I seen a side unhappy when given a free kick, which obviously the Liverpool players don't take as an advantage!
I guess, Torres thought he could use the ref as a gossip pal and went half-way through bitching about Rio! Being a very religious and righteous man(myARSE!) the ref would not take any gossip/bitching whatsoever and thought it was time Torres learnt his lesson, and not try to teach older people at such a young age! I couldn't remember what exactly happened.
Flashbacks showed, someone sliding in, Torres falling, Torres mocking the referee with his face, referee fuming and showing his index finger, referee slips hand into pocket, referee takes out a yellow card, my siblings and I roaring with satisfaction!
then suddenly, all the way from the other side of the pitch, in came black-beauty to save the day! shall I also mention that his act of kindness was totally NOT needed!
He claimed he travelled all that way from America to Singapore just to ask the ref a question.
What is there to ask!? (GOD, he's making me mad!)
What, did he suddenly forget how to kick a ball, or how the ball looks like or maybe which team he is playing for? He's a total nutcase! Suddenly, there's Q&A session, in FOOTBALL!NEXT! anyone else?
an illustration of the incident! Guess who's who!
"Ryan Babel heard everything and told me Mascherano was just asking why Torres had been booked."
Well, running like a mob all from the other side of the world, like he have finally found the guy responsible for all his miseries, who would believe he just asked a question? Well, okay exceptions to Liverpool-hearted people! Maybe he did ask a question.
Mascherano: (panting from the long distance he had to cover) Ref, why haven't you fucked off?
OMG! freakingg vulgar!
Ref: (points index finger, slips hand into pocket and produced both yellow, then red card) byebye, MASCH!
now, now. Don't further disadvantage your team by wasting time on the pitch, we were leading 1 nil. Anyway, we wanna score MORE goals, giddy-up!
So, I'll end here. It's 1.15 am. I'll continue with the goals and other issues later! :D
brown, an unexpected player to score. His first goal in 3 years! He scored with his back! It's okay brown, we LOVE YA! (for now...)
then came my darling Ronaldo. His 5th try again, and he scored!
Nani, 2 minutes later. Strong finish. I just want him to score to see his backflip!
