OH GOD! Guess what, I have come out with a theory as to why:

Ronaldo hits the wall every most of the time he takes a freekick!

The reason, after watching the newcastle replay again & again, is that he is tryna fool the "wall" and that he was looking for holes. His at-last-i-found-a-way-out-of-this-hell-hole expression says it all.

So for all you suckers out there who just claim that he sucks, well guess what?

You are WRONG!

Coz the HEEQMAH THEORY has stated otherwise and if you choose to continue to be a sucker, than you'll get a big, fat zero that I'm expecting for CHEM!

:P